CHINAMANNNNN CHINAMANNN

last post bang chinese girls.. this one.. chinese guys la.. lol

lazy to talk cock la.. so oh well heres it..
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marvel comics talked about almost every superhero we know.. but one was left out..
the famous..
the strongest..
the fattest..
the fastest..
the most kiasu also..
fetured in the sin chew or chiew.. jit poh as superhero of the year fer 25 yrs straight presenting.. weighing only as much as 3 pigs.. give it up for.. CHIIIIINAAAA MANNNNNNNN.

china guy :
ah halo ah halo. tankyew for kaming to my shows. first i wan start with my new theme song. okay so here goes. KWOK hit it! play button! goooo~~~.. ( k la that as ah beng as i can get wei)

*fengtau kicks in*
wata teet teet bzz bzz bzz tttt bzzt bzzt wata ting tong ti ting ting bzzt bzz tititi tiong piong wuw uw...

chinaman, chinaman

does whatever a chinese can
sells a dvd anywhere
runs away from MPPJ

Look out!
here comes a chinaman

is he yellow?
listen good
hes got clits under his hood
can he swing with a noodle
take a look underneath
saw that?
there goes a chinaman.. (into the drain...)

in the heat of daylight
at scene of the crime
like a streak of yellow light,
he runs away just in time

chinaman, chinaman
friendly jinjanghood chinaman
fame and fortune is NEVER ingored
evo nine is his reward

look out
there goes a chinaman

in the chill of night
on a road in jinjang
like a streak of light,
an evo races by... (being chased by about 55 cop cars...)

chinaman, chinaman
bangs a lala like no one can
nothing is left of the bitch
2 inches did some wonderous shit

to him... why does it have to be so big??
my blond mohawk always does the trick
oh yeah! cause im the CHINAMAN!