Nov 8, 2005

bloggers and life(less)(ness)..(ism)

as the title suggest this post as usual is about PUURE SHIT.. you see ah.. some fuckers.. brainless ppl .. ppl with no blogs.. you know you stop to think and you realise the ppl with no blogs .. make the most noise about blogs.. like wtf wei?.. its not part of yr life so just stay out of it la? .. those with no blogs condemn those with blogs.. cibai la lu bapa lu tada lanjiao. so theres these ppl aite.. they go around spreading the word that bloggers are lifeless?.. and im like sup with that? firstly if they were LIFELESS.. den wtf are they blogging about? .. someone elses life? their parents work stress? their dogs sex life with all the bitches?
ya know the other day me and my fren got to talking about a CHINESE fren of ours trying to save petrol by staying over at his CHINESE girlfrens place instead of going home. so then came the topic of getting by her dad? so we came to a conclusion that in order to get by her dad .. all the GUY had to do was put on a wig? cos you dont really need extra chest flesh impersonating a CHINESE girl.. i mean theyre CHINESE. A couple of years back there was this sony advert about the new wega tv.. about how flat it is.. and in that commercial they had a football field and other FLAT stuff.. i think it would have saved them loads of cash if they just got a CHINESE gurl to lie on her back and be photographed from the side.. and caption being 'superbly flat just like the new sony wega'. and think about it.. why do chinese girls waste money on bras?.. like what the fuck does it even hold up? .. hello nipples dont sag wei u dont need a bra fer those nipps.. haha you know how almost every post i have a selected group of ppl i bang and i usually end by saying how that certain group of ppl gonna come try kill me.. well this post? .. all the chinese lians gonna come my place and lift their tops? woi keling! this are a boobs okay!!.. hahaha.. oh well.. good night folks

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahah i think i have to read ur post twice cos its morning n i a bit blur . :P

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ONE] Ppl like you, are FAT = bOObs out of FAT

TWO] By the way, you've bOObs too.

THREE] Which clearly means, YOU're FAT

7:34 PM  

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