Why The Chicken Really Had to Cross The Road?

A friend posted this on friendster and i thot it was too funny to just let off the hook so here it is..lol .. thnx clement
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What The Experts Had To Say...

Kindergarten teacher:

Because it wanted to get to the other side


Aristotle:

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.


Arthur Andersen (consultant):

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the
road was
threatening it dominant market position. The
chicken was faced with significant
challenges
create and develop the competences
required for
the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a
partnering relationship with the client,helped
the
chicken by rethinking its physical distribution
strategy and implementation processes.
Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen
helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies,
knowledge, capital and experiences to align
the
chicken people, processes and technology
in
support of its overall strategy within a
Program
Management framework.



Richard M. Nixon:

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the
chicken did NOT cross the road.


Computer Programmer:

In order for the chicken to cross the road
safely
they would need more than one driver to
access
the server farm, if not they will hang in the
middle
of the road.


Jerry Seinfeld:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the
heck
was this chicken doing walking around all
over the
place anyway?"


Bill Gates:

I have just released the new Chicken Office
2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs,
file your important documents, and balance
your
checkbook.


Dr M:

You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes...the foreign powers
should stop intervening in our domestic
affairs and
just leave our chickens alone.. If they want
to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should
be
allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a
democratic country; we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do... as long as they
don't
threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the
government...and if they plan to do so... we
won't
hesitate to use the ISA...


Pak Lah:

Ini semua adalah khabar angin
sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar kabar angin ini semua...
biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang
untuk
memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam
semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...


Sammy Vellu:

Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita
sude
bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu
itu
ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama
saya juga,
saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........


Karam Singh Walia:

Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan
ayam-
ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka
bukan
sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang
najis
diatas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran
yang
paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-
ibu
ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk
melatih
ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu
melintas
jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam
di
jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak
makan.


Colonel Sanders:

I missed one?


Bill Clinton:

I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...


Wan Kamarudin (NTV7's EDISI SIASAT):

Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik
reban
ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga
saje.


Zainal Ariffin Ismail (TV3's MISTERI
NUSANTARA:

Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat
melihat
ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di
kampung ini
pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan
ayam-
ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan
ada juga
mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa
silam di
kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud
tersirat
ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya
akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda
diselubungi
misteri........."


Zainal Alam Kadir:

"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."

Virus-C (Clement)

"The Chicken saw a hot chick on the other side of
the road"

Shin```
"the chicken crossed to the other side because KFC was on this side of the road"