Of ariels, antennas and astro decoders
Hello everyone, my name is Shorthand cause yeah i do have a shorthand. No im not tipu-tipu. Those of you who think i tipu-tipu can fuck off and DIE PLEASE GO!! GOOOO!!!!.
heheheh
Anyway yes sorry long time no post farker busy la. Iwahara also gone to Singapore to fuck some SgGirl i.e. Joel.
I heard the story of my fren oriveer. Oriveer like this gal called legion, legion very nice got big boobs, nice ass, big boobs and nice face, big boobs and nicer hair, heheheh i like hair, not down there but up there, heheheh *pisses in his pants*. sorry. I shy shy wan. heheheheh. sorry. hheheeh.
So oriveer like legion, legion stay in a big mansion got high-high tower wan like in repunzel but legion got no long hair like repunzel so she cannot tie her hair and jump down. So oriveer like legion but besides the tall tower challenge there is a MONSTARRRR guarding legion. That MONSTARRRR's name is ariel. This monstarrrr is called ariel because he got 5 ariel sticking out of his body wannnn. 2 ariel hands, 2 ariel legs and one come out his anus howwwleee. The only way to kill this monstarrrr is to plug all his 5 ariel to a astro decoder or another secret forbidden technique which you will be introduced to later, he wil get a 'mama-shock'. A 'mama-shock' is when you got a mama and you shock with her la. simple. So to defeat ariel oriveer did a backthatthangup (background) check on ariel la.. you know to find out his secrets and shit see if he gots skeletons in his closet. So with the help of the ingenious Blu from Face to Ass oriveer hacked FBI, CIA, NSA, NRO, ABCD, EFGOSI, and ZQRPTU servers and got information on ariel. So it seems that ariel was a 91 yr old freak.. I repeat FREAK, who lived in Kathimanidunipplesbaktoo (you have no idea where that is rite, well neither do i) but ariel studied in this institution that is much much nearer to the cool and hip place we live. ariel studied at Taylors. God knows what he studies there but we’ve narrowed the courses down to t-shirts, khakis, slacks and boxers. Through the backthatthangup check oriveer also found out that ariels MAIN NUMBER ONE WITH THE BULLET weakness is…. ANTENNAAAAAAA.
After oriveer planned out his attack and got everything he needed including an antenna, on the darkest night ruled by Indians from brickfields.. oriveer moved in.
As he ran down the hill leading to the tower legion was locked up in. Small figures arose in the horizon. As he closed in those figures took shape and form and oriveer immediately recognized them to be dildos. He pulled out his AK-47.62113 and took them out one after the other, head-shots. As soon as the dildos went down there was an explosion and BOOM BANG BANG TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG… ariel arose through the darkness. oriveer reached in his back pocket and pulled out the ANTENNAAAAAAA. Taking aim and proper stance oriveer pulled the trigger. As fast as he arose, ariel went down because the UHF and VHF missiles from the ANTENNAAAAAAA crippled his whole body and squeezed his ballz so tight they reached his neck. Now with ariel down and dead oriveer ran toward the tower. legion saw him cumming…heheheh ops I mean coming.. she leaned out of the little window in the tower shouting out to oriveer, her big big boobies flying all over the place. oriveer stopped short and went…dayyymnnn.. After he got himself back together oriveer knew he need that ‘thing’ to climb up the tower. That thing which was invented by Face to Ass and lent to oriveer for this mission was …. in all its might and glory… a LADDER. oriveer leaned the ladder on the wall of the tower and began the long fucking fucked up journey to the top. After about 35 years when he did reach the top he climbed in and he and legion embraced and kissed like there was no tomorrow (but technically there was a tomorrow). So after all that mambo jumbo oriveer thought legion how to open the unlocked door that kept her “locked” in the tower, and they ran down the 22365 steps to freedom, hence McDs made freedom fries.
When things calmed down and oriveer was interviewed by Bengz News Network (BNN) his only comment was…. Yooooowww maaathaaa sooowww fat! When she jump forr joy, she got stuck lor. Thank you.
Well thats all of the entertainment for tonight brought to you exclusively by stoopid-people. Owned by two stoopid people, you will find only the stooooopidest things here. Till next time, Goodnight and thank you everyone.
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All characters, names, countries, places and names of things used ARE PURELY FICTIONAL and DOES NOT resemble anyone or anything in real life. If you think it does and you feel insulted, well too bad.
heheheh
Anyway yes sorry long time no post farker busy la. Iwahara also gone to Singapore to fuck some SgGirl i.e. Joel.
I heard the story of my fren oriveer. Oriveer like this gal called legion, legion very nice got big boobs, nice ass, big boobs and nice face, big boobs and nicer hair, heheheh i like hair, not down there but up there, heheheh *pisses in his pants*. sorry. I shy shy wan. heheheheh. sorry. hheheeh.
So oriveer like legion, legion stay in a big mansion got high-high tower wan like in repunzel but legion got no long hair like repunzel so she cannot tie her hair and jump down. So oriveer like legion but besides the tall tower challenge there is a MONSTARRRR guarding legion. That MONSTARRRR's name is ariel. This monstarrrr is called ariel because he got 5 ariel sticking out of his body wannnn. 2 ariel hands, 2 ariel legs and one come out his anus howwwleee. The only way to kill this monstarrrr is to plug all his 5 ariel to a astro decoder or another secret forbidden technique which you will be introduced to later, he wil get a 'mama-shock'. A 'mama-shock' is when you got a mama and you shock with her la. simple. So to defeat ariel oriveer did a backthatthangup (background) check on ariel la.. you know to find out his secrets and shit see if he gots skeletons in his closet. So with the help of the ingenious Blu from Face to Ass oriveer hacked FBI, CIA, NSA, NRO, ABCD, EFGOSI, and ZQRPTU servers and got information on ariel. So it seems that ariel was a 91 yr old freak.. I repeat FREAK, who lived in Kathimanidunipplesbaktoo (you have no idea where that is rite, well neither do i) but ariel studied in this institution that is much much nearer to the cool and hip place we live. ariel studied at Taylors. God knows what he studies there but we’ve narrowed the courses down to t-shirts, khakis, slacks and boxers. Through the backthatthangup check oriveer also found out that ariels MAIN NUMBER ONE WITH THE BULLET weakness is…. ANTENNAAAAAAA.
After oriveer planned out his attack and got everything he needed including an antenna, on the darkest night ruled by Indians from brickfields.. oriveer moved in.
As he ran down the hill leading to the tower legion was locked up in. Small figures arose in the horizon. As he closed in those figures took shape and form and oriveer immediately recognized them to be dildos. He pulled out his AK-47.62113 and took them out one after the other, head-shots. As soon as the dildos went down there was an explosion and BOOM BANG BANG TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG… ariel arose through the darkness. oriveer reached in his back pocket and pulled out the ANTENNAAAAAAA. Taking aim and proper stance oriveer pulled the trigger. As fast as he arose, ariel went down because the UHF and VHF missiles from the ANTENNAAAAAAA crippled his whole body and squeezed his ballz so tight they reached his neck. Now with ariel down and dead oriveer ran toward the tower. legion saw him cumming…heheheh ops I mean coming.. she leaned out of the little window in the tower shouting out to oriveer, her big big boobies flying all over the place. oriveer stopped short and went…dayyymnnn.. After he got himself back together oriveer knew he need that ‘thing’ to climb up the tower. That thing which was invented by Face to Ass and lent to oriveer for this mission was …. in all its might and glory… a LADDER. oriveer leaned the ladder on the wall of the tower and began the long fucking fucked up journey to the top. After about 35 years when he did reach the top he climbed in and he and legion embraced and kissed like there was no tomorrow (but technically there was a tomorrow). So after all that mambo jumbo oriveer thought legion how to open the unlocked door that kept her “locked” in the tower, and they ran down the 22365 steps to freedom, hence McDs made freedom fries.
When things calmed down and oriveer was interviewed by Bengz News Network (BNN) his only comment was…. Yooooowww maaathaaa sooowww fat! When she jump forr joy, she got stuck lor. Thank you.
Well thats all of the entertainment for tonight brought to you exclusively by stoopid-people. Owned by two stoopid people, you will find only the stooooopidest things here. Till next time, Goodnight and thank you everyone.
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All characters, names, countries, places and names of things used ARE PURELY FICTIONAL and DOES NOT resemble anyone or anything in real life. If you think it does and you feel insulted, well too bad.
You got insulted by >> Immanuel D. at 15:27
1 Comments:
OMG WHAT THE FCUKKKKK!!!?!?!!?
*&@%$*(^@#&@$ *cannot talk edy*
*ahem*
oh yea, i forgot that "All characters, names, countries, places and names of things used ARE PURELY FICTIONAL and DOES NOT resemble anyone or anything in real life."
dunno why i so panic.
*phew*
"yo mama so fat, when she was 9 months pregnant and got sunburnt, ppl thought she was Blu.."
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