Sex is good exercise

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present,to the LOVE group, the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth..................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.......................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot......................4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................................216 Calories
Doggy Style....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real...........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION IF YOU ARE:
20-29 years................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over.....................................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories