Seen my cock?

An Irish priest has a hen coop with a number of hens and one rooster. One Saturday he goes into the coop to get some eggs and can't find the rooster. This bothers him because he believes that some people engage in cock fighting in the parish. He figures that he can find the culprit at mass at the next day. The next day, Sunday, he gets up on the altar and says "All of you who have a cock, stand up." All the men in church stands up.

"No, No!" says the priest, I mean, all of you who have seen a cock please stand up." All of the women in the church stands up.
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No, no!" says the priest, I mean all of you who have seen a cock that doesn't belong to you, stand up." Half of the women in the church stands up.

"No! You still don't understand, all of you who have seen MY cock, stand up.
" All the nuns, half of the altar boys and one goat stands up.