Newton and tamil movies
Recently the Father of physics (Mr. Newton) made a visit to earth to watch a movie.He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie starring Rajanikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajanikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death isimminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikant
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikant is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..&shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikant is chased by a gangster. Rajanikant has a revolver but he has got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in you're wildest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast.The Climax finally arrives.
Rajanikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikant has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton is smiling since it is virtuallyimpossible)..Rajanikant suddenly pulls two gunsfrom his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger ofthe first gun in air,with his second gun. Now thefirst gun fires off and the villain is dead...
Newton commits suicide.
Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajanikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death isimminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikant
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikant is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..&shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikant is chased by a gangster. Rajanikant has a revolver but he has got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in you're wildest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast.The Climax finally arrives.
Rajanikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikant has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton is smiling since it is virtuallyimpossible)..Rajanikant suddenly pulls two gunsfrom his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger ofthe first gun in air,with his second gun. Now thefirst gun fires off and the villain is dead...
Newton commits suicide.
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