Why The Chicken Really Had to Cross The Road?

A friend posted this on friendster and i thot it was too funny to just let off the hook so here it is..lol .. thnx clement
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What The Experts Had To Say...

Kindergarten teacher:

Because it wanted to get to the other side


Aristotle:

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.


Arthur Andersen (consultant):

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the
road was
threatening it dominant market position. The
chicken was faced with significant
challenges
create and develop the competences
required for
the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a
partnering relationship with the client,helped
the
chicken by rethinking its physical distribution
strategy and implementation processes.
Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen
helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies,
knowledge, capital and experiences to align
the
chicken people, processes and technology
in
support of its overall strategy within a
Program
Management framework.



Richard M. Nixon:

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the
chicken did NOT cross the road.


Computer Programmer:

In order for the chicken to cross the road
safely
they would need more than one driver to
access
the server farm, if not they will hang in the
middle
of the road.


Jerry Seinfeld:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the
heck
was this chicken doing walking around all
over the
place anyway?"


Bill Gates:

I have just released the new Chicken Office
2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs,
file your important documents, and balance
your
checkbook.


Dr M:

You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes...the foreign powers
should stop intervening in our domestic
affairs and
just leave our chickens alone.. If they want
to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should
be
allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a
democratic country; we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do... as long as they
don't
threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the
government...and if they plan to do so... we
won't
hesitate to use the ISA...


Pak Lah:

Ini semua adalah khabar angin
sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar kabar angin ini semua...
biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang
untuk
memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam
semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...


Sammy Vellu:

Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita
sude
bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu
itu
ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama
saya juga,
saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........


Karam Singh Walia:

Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan
ayam-
ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka
bukan
sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang
najis
diatas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran
yang
paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-
ibu
ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk
melatih
ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu
melintas
jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam
di
jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak
makan.


Colonel Sanders:

I missed one?


Bill Clinton:

I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...


Wan Kamarudin (NTV7's EDISI SIASAT):

Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik
reban
ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga
saje.


Zainal Ariffin Ismail (TV3's MISTERI
NUSANTARA:

Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat
melihat
ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di
kampung ini
pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan
ayam-
ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan
ada juga
mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa
silam di
kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud
tersirat
ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya
akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda
diselubungi
misteri........."


Zainal Alam Kadir:

"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."

Virus-C (Clement)

"The Chicken saw a hot chick on the other side of
the road"

Shin```
"the chicken crossed to the other side because KFC was on this side of the road"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...version two

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damn funny wei .. just how smart this jews are wei..


A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.

After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi.

Just look at our cars.

There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt.

This must be a sign from God!"

Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth."

The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.

This must surely be a sign from God!"

The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this!

Here's another miracle!

My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break.

Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune."

The priest nods in agreement.

The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.

The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest.

The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?"

The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is soo funny the title has to be HAHAHAHAHA..

lets say.. i was talking to our good fren mandeep... KAUR GILL.. yes she is female.. hehe.. k so msn la.. and this was the convo... of cause i edited it and only posted the funny parts.. i mean you dont really wanna read bout us talking bout yr aunty...

! inferiority complex` ! says:

wei check this fakrirkrkrkrkring funny to the max

! inferiority complex` ! says:

yes im sure you thot it was a virus.. wud it help if i named the file virus??

Clawz' says:

wtf its 1kb only?

! inferiority complex` ! says:

ITS A DAMN .txt file la.. if it gets bigger than 1 kb den you shud be liek wtf

Clawz' says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

heeh

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

cool rite.. jews damn smart wei hahaahah

Clawz' says:

LOLZ

Clawz' says:

smart bitch

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

noo smart ME

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

Clawz' says:

yea yea

Clawz' says:

wtv

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

k la.. i know i suck rite. k la.. bye....

Clawz' says:

oih!

Clawz' says:

u dun suck laaa

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

nu dont lie you just said that

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

or more like implied it

Clawz' says:

cheh

Clawz' says:

no

Clawz' says:

jeez u sound like a looser i know

Clawz' says:

dont drop so low maan

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

ahahahaah serious shit whu azat?

end of part one..

part two..

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

so wheres the taylors babes you promised me

Clawz' says:

all not online ler

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

ayiooh yea lor sunday afternoon.all having sex la ..lol

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

.. hmm cept you ... yr talking to this ugly fat keling..

Clawz' says:

all studying physixLAH

! would it help if i named the file virus.exe? ! says:

oh yes forgot heh

end of part two...

part three..

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

holy shit wei i just found some random bitch with like 39 pics on frenster..

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

wtf wei

Clawz' says:

i no sum1 wit 45

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

just to get back at friendster.. should i post all 580 pics from my collection?

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

LOL

Clawz' says:

go ahed

Clawz' says:

this one i want to tengokl

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

lol only 50 max rite

Clawz' says:

eh i got an idea

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

apa

Clawz' says:

ya

Clawz' says:

get 21 accounts

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

LOL.. yes yes i know you have a calculator therere.. dont tyry to make me think you are some sort of super genius ok

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

Clawz' says:

wtf?

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

k nvm

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

lol

Clawz' says:

my idea

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

21 times 50

Clawz' says:

ok

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

=

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

1050

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

wtf

Clawz' says:

wudn't it be fun to videotape all d stupid cock u and shaf do?

Clawz' says:

lolz

Clawz' says:

12 accounts

Clawz' says:

sorry

Clawz' says:

upside down

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

HAHAHAH kayyyzzyzyzy

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

of course it wud be fun then sell the vids to starworld and we shall live of royaltiesfor teh rest of our sex filled lives..

Clawz' says:

n i want commission so i can live my life in peace too

Clawz' says:

eh where u dwnload songs ah?

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

no you cant .. you cant live in peace if you have me and shaf ere [ising you off?

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

lol

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

ares

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

i use ARES

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

www.ares.com .. WOW whu cuddnt figure taht out

Clawz' says:

stfu

Clawz' says:

thx

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

k la.. *STUFS

Clawz' says:

i can liv my life in peace despite u two... not that u bug my life so much...im mandeep, not azat...

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

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! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

OMG statement of teh year weiiiIAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Clawz' says:

the moron probably has a shotgun aimed out fro his balcony or something and camps out there 2 times a week waiting for u ppl

Clawz' says:

lolz!

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

hahah

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

he so fucking insecure mannnnn

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

he was eating with roshan.. and EVERY random gurl that passes by azat goes.. oh you know roshan.. she was good in bed.. WTF WEI

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

he just has to be better than you .. if not he wont lepak with you wan

Clawz' says:

wtf?

Clawz' says:

thats a bit sad....

Clawz' says:

even for yogita

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

VERRYY SAD

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA

Clawz' says:

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

hooly shit i just have to post this on the blog la

Clawz' says:

HAHAHAAHAHA

Clawz' says:

ill check d blog then

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

aite

! Ayioh so tired.. on that matter, im always tired rite.. ! says:

ill tell you when its up

oh well.. even mandeep has seen the light... and omg wei this is gonna be my first post with big font cos im too lazy to change.. on second thot.. no la.. im not too lazy .. so FUCK YOU.. YOU INDIAN NATAN

WTF WEI?!

wtf wei?!

all these comments by annonymous bastards suck wei.. im ere expecting some honest comments bout my funny shit.. and somehow those who leave this honest comments just so seem to insult me in the process... thanks guys i really enjoy the insults.. no i really do... it makes yr aunty go round and round and rouuuuundddd... hehe my version of it makes the world go round i just sort of aunty-rized it.. anyways.. long time i nvr post any of those super funny - mr.iwahara cant do type- really funny stories based on nothing but just makes you luff yr arse off rite.. so umm i come back from church later after an evening escape with the big G himself.. yeah ya'll know who im talking about mr J to the E to the S to the U to the S. jee sususususus .. k i guess i just sort of insulted him in a disrespectful type of way.. damn now he gonna make tak malu TM aka telekom malaysia fuck up my dsl fer a few hrs .. damn.. lol.. k laters~~~

smallllll fonttt

ahahaha i can post it small font its soo much cooler than yr big font so you can go die..


AZATTT ROXXXXORS BECAUSE WHEN WE ALL HAVE OUR PRELUDEs, EVOs, RX-7s AND WHATEVER SUPERFAST CAR WE MAY HAVE HE WILL STILL BE USING HIS OWN MAMAS CAR... WHICH OF COZ THANKS TO HIS ULTIMATE DRIVING SKILLS WUD HAVE CRASHED MILLIONS OF TIMES.

Life is sooo mean to me..

oh my gawdd.. i sooo hate my life... like everyybody at school hates me... they think im a slut.. like oh my god.. why would they think of me like that?! .. just last night i posted on how i had sex with like jeremy, dan, max, max's brother, paul, john, timothy, and timothy's dog at the party... and now everyone is like omg calling me a SLUT?!?!?! WHY? and today the teacher called my mom and asked to come for a PTA meeting.. like oh my life is sooo ruined.. now mommy wont buy me those implants.. and then then i took my dawwgiee to the vet and that damn bitch pissed on my new top in the car.. ahhhh im soo ruined the world hates me.. soon my mom is gonna hate me.. omgg... omg... *runs around prancing like a bitch* umm im currently listening to ryan cabrerra's latest single - im a gay homo bitch. oh thats suchh a nice song.. really speaks to my heart.. omg.. and today.. lizzie she didnt talk to me today.. oh my god!! thats sooo the last straw.. im gonna pull her hair tomorrow....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ayioh cannot pretend to be stupid american teenager anymore lol....
aha shaf is stupid, ppl like my posts better OKAY and only assholes like you get duped by microsoft i've been using service pack 2 forever and nothing wrong orso... so ppl dont worry please continue sucking up to microsoft and buy windows (helluva) eXPrience service pack 2 super security (flaws). ok ok.. you can buy ori wan oni rm 988 << got two 8 mah sure good luck wan... or you can buy the pasar malam wan oni rm 10 << got no 8 la.. so no good luck wan la.. so be chinese and make the wiser desicion.

kk the moment of truth has arrived...

here is..

my (bang back) comments on shaf's pakistani post.

1. you love to write? my 6 yr old sister write better shit than you la ok. you writer my ass you've just been wasting 1 year of yr fucking lifeless life.
2. and hey EXCUUSE ME the mcds delivery guy, his only job is to deliver choco top and trash all the ramli stalls.. cos they are competition. he doesnt race with the domino's guy.. that fella races with the pizza hut guy.
3. why ppl think im like that one??? - on that matter yes shaf i do think yr a dumb gay ass worse than jia FREAK.. and maybe juuuust mayybeeee cos you suggest it GENIUS.
4. NO.. i repeat NO IM NOT A HYPOCRITE although i mite just be the one holding a heineken and tell you dont drink it gives you a pot belly and taman jaya cant really support all the beer drinkers is they wanted to jog that belly off.
5. and BY THE WAY i only have 48 msn contacts and 50-something friendster real life FRIENDS who i KNOW..okay and i dont have a myspace and hi5 accounts so YES IM COOL and totally HIP!.. im pimping!..

oh yeah btw i agree on the personal rambling wan la.. thats why wei all this stoooooopid beeches i tell you talk cock oni online whuu the hell gives a flying fuck bout yr aunty getting breast implants la go tell the father in fatimah la... dont post it online. and on the dont complain that ppl are judging you.. ahem *koff koff*.. ahem .. yee san.. ahem *koff koff*.. *clears throat*.. ahem.. ally.. *koff* mich..*koff koff* uhuh.. hit em with a little ghetto gospel.. those who wish to follow me... bla bla.. wtf you may ask? sorry ghetto gosple just started playing on winamp haha.

so hows yr mother doing today? support the government campaign say tak nak to tak nak campaign.. and go tell yr parents how MUCH you love them support the governments keluarga mesra keluarga bahagia campaign, although if you do that yr parents will prolly think yr high on weed and send you to see a shrink in singapore.

ok la enuff sed bout how much the world hates me.. bye bye you sonnouvaas

TSB

Telawi Street Bistro
That Sucky Blog
Tamil Sdn Bhd
That Sexy Blu (hoolyy sheeet)
Todi Sungguh Bagus
Tentunya Shafeeq Bastet
Those Small Boobies...

see theres alot of crap you can come up with if you just sit, concentrate and put yr 3 braincells to it.

The other day shaf and i decided to go to mc donalds and buy ice cream. so after we walked in insulted the cashier, ordered, insulted the cashier, paid, insulted the cashier for the last time and walked off we passed TSB and saw maya there (okay jia shud be feeling jealous about now) so then we went up to go say hi. shaf was wearing his rempit black khakis, converse shoes, natan spiky belt and a white t-shirt with a natan design. me on the other hand who never planned to go to TSB just wore my discoloured blue three-quarters, a frasers hill t-shirt and white slippers bought at a pasar malam. even dressed like this we had no trouble making our way to the 2nd floor of TSB even the door man didnt stop us. WOW!. so after we sed hi to the hot chick and sat down - waiter came - we sed hi - waiter gave menu - waiter left. so when the waiter came back shaf ordered a frozen margarita with cat piss and me on the other hand because i was driving home and because i wud be home within half hour << not enuff time for the alcohol smell to hilang, so i ordered a hot chocolate. the waiters eyes almost popped out when i ordered a hot chocolate and he went WHAT?!..

so anyway that was the interesting 30 minutes at TSB. the hot choc was good btw.

anyywaysss i duno what else to type wei i actually had a list of farny things i wanted to say but in the process of typing this i forgot half of the farnee things..sorryyyy lols..

stay tuned fer a song.. thought up by usher.. written by usher.. edited by stoopid-people in remembrance of a guy whu suffers from infreority complex..

tata for now