Theres a new dawg in the rumah atap kampung

Good evening everyone, my name is shin.. well theres actually two more syllables to that name but who cares?.. ahh that little chinese dude over there raised his hand? .. well my name aint tap some bong ..nor is it russel peters either hahaha. Whoa and i just found out stoopid-ppl .. the site which just won the recent asian bloggers award for the site which is updated once in about 75 and a half yrs.. has a fan.. WHOA.. aite this fer you man thnx yaww..
so hey in tamil theres this famous wise saying that goes something like 'unge tata kunji illai'.. that means yr grandad has no.. ahem little friend? .. toy boy?.. PENIS k PENIS..GROINN.. anyways.. the thing about this saying that makes it wise.. is how versatile it is..you can take it and put it anywhere.. in a poem ..in a song .. in anything and it will blend and rhyme in.. no matter what. like.. take red hot chilli peppers fer example.. standing in line to see the show tonite and unge tata kunji illaiii ..by the wayy .. haha see? so everyone GO AND spread the wordd.. use unge tata kunji illai more often..