Ever wanted to learn jap?... well stoopid-people is here to help

**Disclaimer - the following may contain horrible english because i presume it came from a chinese fuckface who cant tell the difference between the spelling and gramatical use of mousedeer and mop. I tried to edit it as much as i could without disturbing the main meaning of the joke, but i dont think i did a good job mainly cos im really tired.**


How does a Japanese man tell someone he is broken hearted?
Hatikukecewa.

What does a Japanese guy say to a girl when he wants to harass her?
Marikuraba.

How to address a dirty-minded Japanese?
Otakukoto.

What does a group of Japanese boys say when they want to gangbang a girl?
Ramaiboleka

How to address a cheap Japanese prostitute?
Pukimura.

How does a flat-chested (TITLESS) Japanese girl describe herself?
Tetekurata.

What does a Japanese men say to a Japanese girl that refuses sex?
Maukasika.

How does a Japanese man ask a girl if his dick is too small?
Konekukecika.

How does a Japanese man invite girl to have sex with him?
Maumainka.

How does a Japanese ask if they are hairy?
Adalebatka.