The lifelessness of life...

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
how was the reunion dinner wei

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
fakker ting drew that ah? ( i said refering to kishore's display picture)

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
yea

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
8 ppl came (said kishore's refering to the reunion dinner)

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
hahaha...

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
hahah whu came

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
me woon suren nav olie azAT iylia kar wai

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
it wasnt a reunion dinner lah

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
i just wanted to go muthus today...so i simply smsd u fellers lah..saying it was reunion dinner so u all will take it seriously

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
hah azat and iylia were just there when you went rite

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
hAhahaHahAHahahhAa

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
YAH

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
hahahahahah

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
lifeless to the MAX wei

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
shaddup... (kishore showing how much an azat lover he is)

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
the beriyani and mutton was gooooooood

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
hahah DUH

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
i had...

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
shit

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
roshans?

fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering...there is much fear in you : young ramdas says:
eyarh...u can imagine how much comes out everyday lah

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
hahahahahah

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
plus his moms and his dogs... hey maids too

! Just as long as I have you, right here by me.. ! says:
OMG SISTERRR (roshan's sister)

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Based on a true story...

Waaazzzzzaaaaaaaa wei!

Today was a very interestng day because i tried to make nasi goreng and it was edible.. like HOOOLYY SHEEEETT OMG...

My family went to Taman Jaya to fuck around, so as my sister was playing the swing and my mom was watching her and my maid.. doing what she does best, acting like a dog with a cactus longed up her backside. So after awhile my father decided it was late and told us that we shud be getting home, this was when my sister ran off found another swing and started swinging. So while my mom and maid was trying to persuade her to go home my dad and me were lepaking on a bench. conversation as follows...

son : so pa why wanna leave so soon its only like 7.45?
dad : son this is taman jaya, after 8 its off limits.
son : (thinking of ghost stories) why dangerous ah?
dad : people should know taman jaya is off limits after 8 pm
son : whyyyyyyy???
dad : because after 8....
son: yes pa?
dad : taman jaya is...
son : yes yes go on
dad : ... a lovers park..
son : O-M-F-G
dad : yes true true.. i grew up here my boy
son : so.. let the lovers lepak la why do we have to leave...
dad : i dont want my kids growing up with the wrong idea in mind.
son : what? that taman jaya is only for lovers after 8?
dad : no.
son : then?
dad : they should grow up knowing they must not disturb the lovers in taman jaya after 8?
son : (disowns dad)

ayiooo didnt turn out right la... not farneee .. urgh..
ey desperate housewives rocks wei..
i still owe someone beck ost..
i did my church bowling tourney poster, took like 2 days but finally finished halelujah?..
changed my cars brakes, so farking keng now brakes..
made nasi goreng..

oh well i am boring wei, i always end you guys off with a joke right. i mean come here to laugh sort of site RIIITEE.. k here goes..

what has a front like a wanna be alfa, back like a wannabe benz, rims like a wannabe bmw, doors like a wannabe mitsubishi, dashboard like a wannabe mazda, and a steering wheel like a wannabe felali? ....youuuu guessed it.... a PROTON.

good nite everyone thank you very much (crowd applauding blu like mad wei )

Untitled [ no we're not simple plan fans - actually we think simple plan is gay ]

For those of you who have seen the untitled video...
The car crashes... my girlfriend is dying or maybe dead already, but i guess i'll just get out and start singing in the rain... wtf wei.. wtf?! (see kishore i also can use wtf in my blog so you can fuck off)

Secondly OMFG WEI... this seriously WTF WEI kishore got a blog????? now confirm gay edi la...
Oliver hinting kishore is gay >>> http://lotusmamak.blogspot.com
Kishore CONFIRM gay >>> http://xanga.com/ramdaskishore

And since im so bored i decided to do the latest 'IN-THING'... make fun of ppls names... yeah! lets start with me...

D - ...dumb
I - ...INDIAN
N - natan-ish (at times)
E - ever ready to insult you, yr family, yr parents, yr race, and yr... dog?
S - ..hehehe... sexy??? LOL
H - (black like) harindar

S - STUPID
H - Half indian
A - (brain like an) arse
F - faggot
E - (suffers from) Erectile desfunction
E - (suffers from) Erectile desfunction...again
Q - quadraplegeticnessismfegggaishty...yes its a disease that affects about one person per 6
billion population

K - KELING
I - idiot
S - (has a) shitty blog [i hope you see this you dick and (pls) bang me back la]
H - hairy like gorilla
O - only likes hairy guys
R - Roshan is his personal driver
E - sings like.. some animal that begins with E la.. i duno what animal but im sure there is an
animal whose name got E wan and kannot sing wan

(i dun really wanna insult you la oliver i mean yr a nice guy but oh well cant help it)

O - bOrange best guitarist who doesnt believe there shud be like 7 solos in one song
L - Likes to hang out with indians like me lol
I - Initial D fan
V - very gay
E - eager to go out with guys
R - ramasamy look alike


ayiooh bored edi.. ill be like some natans who when they wanna say that they are bored will say i am boring... yes you are. So anyways ppl go check kishore's blog and send hate mails to 45.. or was it 47? maybe 43.. terasek ayioo wait ah must find out his address, wait ah

toot toot
Blu : hello
Roshan : eyy shamala!!
Blu : woi elise shaddap la
Roshan : farkk weii.. so apa mau dowh?
Blu : whats kishore's address ah?
Roshan : tak tau dowh
Blu : fuck you la yr like his driver liddat
Roshan : go fuck yr dog la
Blu : later la gimme his damn address la
Roshan : I DUNNO LAAA
Blu : ayioo chow la

so um hehe send the mail to muthus la kishore shud get it ^_^

Oh well chow ppl i got to go chill out with Jesus now laters...

Of ariels, antennas and astro decoders

Hello everyone, my name is Shorthand cause yeah i do have a shorthand. No im not tipu-tipu. Those of you who think i tipu-tipu can fuck off and DIE PLEASE GO!! GOOOO!!!!.
heheheh

Anyway yes sorry long time no post farker busy la. Iwahara also gone to Singapore to fuck some SgGirl i.e. Joel.

I heard the story of my fren oriveer. Oriveer like this gal called legion, legion very nice got big boobs, nice ass, big boobs and nice face, big boobs and nicer hair, heheheh i like hair, not down there but up there, heheheh *pisses in his pants*. sorry. I shy shy wan. heheheheh. sorry. hheheeh.

So oriveer like legion, legion stay in a big mansion got high-high tower wan like in repunzel but legion got no long hair like repunzel so she cannot tie her hair and jump down. So oriveer like legion but besides the tall tower challenge there is a MONSTARRRR guarding legion. That MONSTARRRR's name is ariel. This monstarrrr is called ariel because he got 5 ariel sticking out of his body wannnn. 2 ariel hands, 2 ariel legs and one come out his anus howwwleee. The only way to kill this monstarrrr is to plug all his 5 ariel to a astro decoder or another secret forbidden technique which you will be introduced to later, he wil get a 'mama-shock'. A 'mama-shock' is when you got a mama and you shock with her la. simple. So to defeat ariel oriveer did a backthatthangup (background) check on ariel la.. you know to find out his secrets and shit see if he gots skeletons in his closet. So with the help of the ingenious Blu from Face to Ass oriveer hacked FBI, CIA, NSA, NRO, ABCD, EFGOSI, and ZQRPTU servers and got information on ariel. So it seems that ariel was a 91 yr old freak.. I repeat FREAK, who lived in Kathimanidunipplesbaktoo (you have no idea where that is rite, well neither do i) but ariel studied in this institution that is much much nearer to the cool and hip place we live. ariel studied at Taylors. God knows what he studies there but we’ve narrowed the courses down to t-shirts, khakis, slacks and boxers. Through the backthatthangup check oriveer also found out that ariels MAIN NUMBER ONE WITH THE BULLET weakness is…. ANTENNAAAAAAA.

After oriveer planned out his attack and got everything he needed including an antenna, on the darkest night ruled by Indians from brickfields.. oriveer moved in.

As he ran down the hill leading to the tower legion was locked up in. Small figures arose in the horizon. As he closed in those figures took shape and form and oriveer immediately recognized them to be dildos. He pulled out his AK-47.62113 and took them out one after the other, head-shots. As soon as the dildos went down there was an explosion and BOOM BANG BANG TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG… ariel arose through the darkness. oriveer reached in his back pocket and pulled out the ANTENNAAAAAAA. Taking aim and proper stance oriveer pulled the trigger. As fast as he arose, ariel went down because the UHF and VHF missiles from the ANTENNAAAAAAA crippled his whole body and squeezed his ballz so tight they reached his neck. Now with ariel down and dead oriveer ran toward the tower. legion saw him cumming…heheheh ops I mean coming.. she leaned out of the little window in the tower shouting out to oriveer, her big big boobies flying all over the place. oriveer stopped short and went…dayyymnnn.. After he got himself back together oriveer knew he need that ‘thing’ to climb up the tower. That thing which was invented by Face to Ass and lent to oriveer for this mission was …. in all its might and glory… a LADDER. oriveer leaned the ladder on the wall of the tower and began the long fucking fucked up journey to the top. After about 35 years when he did reach the top he climbed in and he and legion embraced and kissed like there was no tomorrow (but technically there was a tomorrow). So after all that mambo jumbo oriveer thought legion how to open the unlocked door that kept her “locked” in the tower, and they ran down the 22365 steps to freedom, hence McDs made freedom fries.

When things calmed down and oriveer was interviewed by Bengz News Network (BNN) his only comment was…. Yooooowww maaathaaa sooowww fat! When she jump forr joy, she got stuck lor. Thank you.

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