the Rainbow kicks Barney's arse

The show Barney as we all know, is a whole load of SHIT and the show intends to turn all kids into possessed souls chanting "I love you, you love me" all day long.

What the world needs is a kids show that teaches children the realities of life like masturbation, sex, swearing, etc. (Note: etc is used to make ppl think you know more than u actually do).

So some English geniuses, hail them, came up with this show in the 70s but because of the Queen's orders it was kept off the air. But of cause nothing can be kept off YouTube, including top secret Malaysian bribe induced discussions.

It is believed that Ali G watched this show once and it was the defining point in his life that turned him into the nice polite caring soul that he is now.

I urge you all to let anyone you know who is below the age of 8 to watch this.



"Lets all go play with our balls now"

GUNS . GUNS . GUNS

No this is not a hip hop gangsta video.
What's with niggas and fucking guns anyways?

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In our country, which is basically the penis of the asian continent, guns are not legal. However if you have enough money
anything is possible - including becoming the prime minister maybe.

Like most Asians, the penis of the Asian continent is small. This penis, is surrounded by a HUGE testicle (made up of 13000+ mini testicles) to the south west and a small dipshit kiasu testicle directly south.

Why Guns Should Be Made Legal On This Penis.

1. STUPID and i mean STUPID drivers who don’t even deserve to ride a bicycle.

"These kind of drivers see a bird flying and brake to avoid it"

People should be allowed to stop their cars, and shoot these dumbass drivers.

2. IDIOTS who drive in the middle of two lanes - directly on the line like a fucking airplane on the runway.

People should be allowed to drive over them, stop their cars, and shoot these dumbass drivers.

3. CUNTS who drive at 25km/h on the fast lane - a common occurrence on the LDP.

People should be allowed to drive over them, stop their cars, piss on them, and shoot these dumbass drivers.

4. FACE PROBLEM probationary drivers who think they are highly skilled drivers.

People should be allowed to drive over them, stop their cars, piss on them, and shoot these dumbass drivers twice.

5. "I suffer from Chronic-park-like-a-dumb-cross-eyed-brainless-bitch".
These drivers park so badly that half of their car is sitting in the next parking bay thus not allowing anyone else to park there. I wonder if they pay for two bays?

People should be allowed to wait till the idiot comes back for HER car, punch HER in the face, piss on HER, shoot the dumbass driver twice and if SHE has a better car, we should be allowed to take it home.

6. Old women, or actually all women drivers in general who look at their side mirrors, see you speeeeeeeding, then just cut into your lane causing you to see your life flash before your eyes for a few mili-seconds.

People should be allowed to slam into them, make them run off the road, piss on them, shoot the dumbass driver trice and if she has a better car, we should be allowed to take it home.

7. REMPITS.

...need I say more?

Killing them off would seriously do the world a favour.