CHINAMANNNNN CHINAMANNN

last post bang chinese girls.. this one.. chinese guys la.. lol

lazy to talk cock la.. so oh well heres it..
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marvel comics talked about almost every superhero we know.. but one was left out..
the famous..
the strongest..
the fattest..
the fastest..
the most kiasu also..
fetured in the sin chew or chiew.. jit poh as superhero of the year fer 25 yrs straight presenting.. weighing only as much as 3 pigs.. give it up for.. CHIIIIINAAAA MANNNNNNNN.

china guy :
ah halo ah halo. tankyew for kaming to my shows. first i wan start with my new theme song. okay so here goes. KWOK hit it! play button! goooo~~~.. ( k la that as ah beng as i can get wei)

*fengtau kicks in*
wata teet teet bzz bzz bzz tttt bzzt bzzt wata ting tong ti ting ting bzzt bzz tititi tiong piong wuw uw...

chinaman, chinaman

does whatever a chinese can
sells a dvd anywhere
runs away from MPPJ

Look out!
here comes a chinaman

is he yellow?
listen good
hes got clits under his hood
can he swing with a noodle
take a look underneath
saw that?
there goes a chinaman.. (into the drain...)

in the heat of daylight
at scene of the crime
like a streak of yellow light,
he runs away just in time

chinaman, chinaman
friendly jinjanghood chinaman
fame and fortune is NEVER ingored
evo nine is his reward

look out
there goes a chinaman

in the chill of night
on a road in jinjang
like a streak of light,
an evo races by... (being chased by about 55 cop cars...)

chinaman, chinaman
bangs a lala like no one can
nothing is left of the bitch
2 inches did some wonderous shit

to him... why does it have to be so big??
my blond mohawk always does the trick
oh yeah! cause im the CHINAMAN!

bloggers and life(less)(ness)..(ism)

as the title suggest this post as usual is about PUURE SHIT.. you see ah.. some fuckers.. brainless ppl .. ppl with no blogs.. you know you stop to think and you realise the ppl with no blogs .. make the most noise about blogs.. like wtf wei?.. its not part of yr life so just stay out of it la? .. those with no blogs condemn those with blogs.. cibai la lu bapa lu tada lanjiao. so theres these ppl aite.. they go around spreading the word that bloggers are lifeless?.. and im like sup with that? firstly if they were LIFELESS.. den wtf are they blogging about? .. someone elses life? their parents work stress? their dogs sex life with all the bitches?
ya know the other day me and my fren got to talking about a CHINESE fren of ours trying to save petrol by staying over at his CHINESE girlfrens place instead of going home. so then came the topic of getting by her dad? so we came to a conclusion that in order to get by her dad .. all the GUY had to do was put on a wig? cos you dont really need extra chest flesh impersonating a CHINESE girl.. i mean theyre CHINESE. A couple of years back there was this sony advert about the new wega tv.. about how flat it is.. and in that commercial they had a football field and other FLAT stuff.. i think it would have saved them loads of cash if they just got a CHINESE gurl to lie on her back and be photographed from the side.. and caption being 'superbly flat just like the new sony wega'. and think about it.. why do chinese girls waste money on bras?.. like what the fuck does it even hold up? .. hello nipples dont sag wei u dont need a bra fer those nipps.. haha you know how almost every post i have a selected group of ppl i bang and i usually end by saying how that certain group of ppl gonna come try kill me.. well this post? .. all the chinese lians gonna come my place and lift their tops? woi keling! this are a boobs okay!!.. hahaha.. oh well.. good night folks

Theres a new dawg in the rumah atap kampung

Good evening everyone, my name is shin.. well theres actually two more syllables to that name but who cares?.. ahh that little chinese dude over there raised his hand? .. well my name aint tap some bong ..nor is it russel peters either hahaha. Whoa and i just found out stoopid-ppl .. the site which just won the recent asian bloggers award for the site which is updated once in about 75 and a half yrs.. has a fan.. WHOA.. aite this fer you man thnx yaww..
so hey in tamil theres this famous wise saying that goes something like 'unge tata kunji illai'.. that means yr grandad has no.. ahem little friend? .. toy boy?.. PENIS k PENIS..GROINN.. anyways.. the thing about this saying that makes it wise.. is how versatile it is..you can take it and put it anywhere.. in a poem ..in a song .. in anything and it will blend and rhyme in.. no matter what. like.. take red hot chilli peppers fer example.. standing in line to see the show tonite and unge tata kunji illaiii ..by the wayy .. haha see? so everyone GO AND spread the wordd.. use unge tata kunji illai more often..