..halleluyah.. halleluyah
fuh i can see the crowd cheering.. their voices raised.. hands going up and down up and down in a mexican wave.. eyyy that fella hand going down down down oni.. eyyy what that fella up to..now the hand entering his pants edi oikkk... ANNYWAYSSS.. we.. hmm I..wud like to appologies fer the mother fucking ass long time we were missing in action.. we were soo busy doing nothing.. and well too lazy to write anything la.. iwahara tak semangat edi.. i also aih boring wei.. BUT.. BUUUUUTTT .. wait halleluyah again.. HAALLLLEELUUYAHHHH HHHAAAAAALLLEEEELUUYAHHHHHH.. hmm kk so i found this stupid frenster post of which i thot i could make evern stooooopider so well im back here.
i need to warn our readers the theme of this post is how stupid girls are.. so if you are a sensitive girl i suggest you close this page or click one of the links on the right, thank you.okay men! moving on..you see ah some vain.. delusional.. just to stupid.. brainless.. assless.. boobless.. prolly only had one bf in their entire life and that also prolly some brickfields bala.. type girls.. the EXTRAA STOOOOOOPIDDD type .. you know.. the type where you walk into mcds and say to the natan behind the counter.. hey dude give me something dumber than you.. and he wud pack one of these girls in a happy meal pack and give it to you for free.. no 4.99 with a 5% government tax involved here hello..so one of these .. damn i just cant stop banging them.. they are just too stoopid to be let off the hook just like that omg.. i just cant stand idiots..anyway *3 deep breaths*..*one short wank*..OK im calm.. an idiot female posted this.. even the english is fucked wei.. so dumb wei...
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when a GUY sms you everyday,
he expects you to reply.
[not all the time la.. when he smses you just to remind you how stupid you are.. no i dont really think he expects a reply.. and IF he needs to sms you to remind your pig ass head to reply the earlier sms then i really dont know what to say.. go jump of a cliff la]
when a GUY calls you everyday,
he wants to hear ur voice.
[or maybe he just has too much credit?.. maybe you sound like a donkey and it tickles him so basically because you were fucking in yr fantasy world in the back of yr head imagining him actually liking you and dancing on a pixie horse with you on cloud ten you couldnt hear him laugh his ARSE OFF when you said.. oh hi dear HEE HORRR eheh eheh HEEHORR.. yes im free (sound of school books flying of the table).. you see studies show the average male is 4% smarter than females.. so if we really wanted to hear yr voice.. we would record yr damn voice and play it on an ipod while we walk around town.. and also to save credit we wont call you.. cos technically letting history speak for itself when we have money we dont blow it on shoes so i can conclude that males are more thrifty and hence proving my statement on saving credit]
when a GUY is quiet,
he is tired of loving you but yet don't know if
you love him.
[when a guy is quiet it just means he has nothing to say. full stop. it does not in any way relate to love.. this whole idea was prolly thot up by some desperate ugly mangy dog face type gurl who when the pizza delivery guy called to ask for directions thot the pizza guy was in love with her.. btw he kept quiet cos you lived in johor and prolly directed him to the road that has the signboard that says perlis - 384km - enjoy yr ride.]
when a GUY looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
he is wondering if u love him.
[there is only one question in a mans heart when he is out with you.. will i get sex tonite?. so when he looks at you he his either.. 1. pondering the main question. 2. imagining what you would look like naked. 3. stressing his braincells out trying to figure out why yr boobs miraculously seem bigger compared to when you are in school. you girls cant cheat us forever.. there will come a day we will find that tissue paper between yr bra and yr boney flat as an iron board chest. you cant lie to us forever.. you cant.. we win.. you lose.. end of story. IF YR FLAT FACE IT DAMMIT.]
when a GUY says "im fine" after a few
seconds,
he is not fine at all.
[maybe he was watching a football match or a race and yr stupid question wrapped up in yr smelly breath took a while to register itself in his mind. and technically guys being all straight forward down to earth ppl if we aint fine we would just say no im not fine.]
when a GUY stares at you,
he is thinking if only he can have you.
[maybe you just did something so stupid he is looking at you and trying to hold in his laughter. maybe he is checking out that big ass new pimple you have on yr forehead. maybe you got salad stuck between yr teeth. maybe you got a face of a guy. anyways its got nothing to do with love. stop being so narrow minded there can be a million reasons as to why he is staring at you but i sesiously doubt 'love' relates to any of it.]
when a GUY lies on ur shoulder,
he is hoping time would stop forever.
[when a guy lies on yr shoulder it only means one thing - that the arm rest of the bench has bird shit on it.. and he is only thinking of one thing - when will these damn dbkl motherfuckers come and clean this shit up i cant stand her shoulder anymore and her armpit stinks of yesterdays fish curry.]
when a GUY wants to see you everyday,
he miss you.
[maybe he thinks yr hot.. maybe that big pimple looks funny to see so he wants to see it all the time..whats with this whole cliche love thing, so i see my aunty everyday i love her la now? bugger off la you mentally disturbed desparate for love ppl]
when a GUY says "i love you",
he actually means it.
[it actually means i love yr body or plainly i wud love to have sex with you..for free.. cos it was just a crush type just going on mere dates relationship then he has to buy u dinner.. go movie..go to yr hse and then only have sex.. but if he LOVESS YOUUU then just.. heyy bored la.. oh well lets get it going onn. but when he says will you marry me thaaat means.. i would like to have sex with you LEGALLY from now on]
when a GUY says he cant live without u,
he means if you die, he will die.
[no laaa ayiohhh when he says he cant live without youu means he cant afford to buy food at the shop so he needs you to cook for him lor also he cant afford a maid so he needs u to clean his house. when you die.. he will just find a new gal la.. why shud he die when theres more women, alcohol, and drugs on this wonderful planet.]
when a GUY says "i miss you",
he really misses you.
[he misses everything ABOUT you he just doesnt miss YOU.. he misses yr body, yr sex, yr cooking, yr hse cleaning, yr..yr anything. anything and everything accept YOU. happy?]
when a GUY says "i will wait for you
he mean it
[i will wait for sex. why the hell should he wait for you if hes not getting anything out of it think about it thinkkk.]
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so.. whichever fucking jinjang joe or lian wrote this i hope you get a chance to read this post and think about yr stupid idea of love and life and get a fucking life.. and can u stop making love sound like its some lame thing ah.
fuh damn nice post wei.. i shud be expecting the women rights groups to be circling my house with burning torches anytime soon muahahaha i invite you to try burn me down bitch
till i feel like banging ppl again.. bai bai and tankyew
